Terry Jeffords

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Aurum KodEXo

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Thu Jun 6 8:41:59 EDT 2013





That sound







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Aurum KodEXo

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Fri Jun 14 9:30:12 EDT 2013






Sony just won this generation's console war.


I'm going to walk today.

Overly detached girlfriend


The receptionist at the gym said it was like normal water but "with much less calories and fat".


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Tue Jun 25 11:09:07 EDT 2013








Especially true for me, who has a phobia for bugs and spiders.




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Sat Jul 13 16:00:05 EDT 2013


Boy, that escalated quickly.





Free Coffee they said.





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Aurum KodEXo

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Sat Jul 20 0:25:23 EDT 2013




I swear they were all wide awake 30 seconds ago!

As a guy, after comparing bartending tips with his female coworkers.

He has hit rock bottom.

Everytime I try to do something productive.




Cigarette butt, pencil eraser and sewing push pin = deadly accurate mini dart


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