Quote from Kenpachi Zaraki
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
CORN
A man was shot in the head and killed in his car. Authorities noticed that there was no broken gla**, no forced entry, no signs of anyone having been in the car previously, and ruled it out to be a suicide as no weapon was found in the car. Doors were locked, and windows were rolled up too.
What happened?
(╯°â–¡° )╯︵ â”»â”â”» FLIP THIS TABLE.
â”»â”â”» ︵ ヽ(°â–¡°ãƒ½) FLIP THAT TABLE.
â”»â”â”» ︵ ï¼¼\('0')/ï¼ ï¸µ â”»â”â”»
FLIP ALL THE TABLES!
ಠ_ಠTom...
ಠ_ಠPut.
ಠ__ಠThe tables.
ಠ___ಠBack.
(â•®°-° )╮┳â”┳
(╯°â–¡° )╯︵ â”»â”â”» NEVER!
A man walked into a 40 floor building. His work was on the 30th floor. He pressed on floor 20 and took the stairs the rest of the way up to the 30th.
Why?
(╯°â–¡° )╯︵ â”»â”â”» FLIP THIS TABLE.
â”»â”â”» ︵ ヽ(°â–¡°ãƒ½) FLIP THAT TABLE.
â”»â”â”» ︵ ï¼¼\('0')/ï¼ ï¸µ â”»â”â”»
FLIP ALL THE TABLES!
ಠ_ಠTom...
ಠ_ಠPut.
ಠ__ಠThe tables.
ಠ___ಠBack.
(â•®°-° )╮┳â”┳
(╯°â–¡° )╯︵ â”»â”â”» NEVER!
George and Rick were found dead in their home. All there was at the scene of the crime, was s**ttered gla**, a puddle of water, a table and a cat.
What happened?
(╯°â–¡° )╯︵ â”»â”â”» FLIP THIS TABLE.
â”»â”â”» ︵ ヽ(°â–¡°ãƒ½) FLIP THAT TABLE.
â”»â”â”» ︵ ï¼¼\('0')/ï¼ ï¸µ â”»â”â”»
FLIP ALL THE TABLES!
ಠ_ಠTom...
ಠ_ಠPut.
ಠ__ಠThe tables.
ಠ___ಠBack.
(â•®°-° )╮┳â”┳
(╯°â–¡° )╯︵ â”»â”â”» NEVER!
what goes by many names and Speaks in Riddles
Edited 1 time(s). Last edited by Aurum @ Mon Oct 28 18:26:59 EDT 2013
What has 4 sides and fly's high in the sky